By: Ashley Miller
‘Tis the season to be Jolly! Fa la la la la la la…...
But seriously, can you make it through the Holiday season without singing the many carols that you hear non-stop? They are always on the radio, playing in the stores, and your kids are singing them at their Christmas programs at school.
I know that I am a sucker for Christmas music and movies. A soon as the clock strikes Black Friday, I am “that” person. I stop and grab a Peppermint Mocha on my way to the mall and start my Christmas shopping, come home and decorate my tree and the house. I may or may not start wearing my gingerbread flannel pajama pants in October due to the anticipation of the holiday season.
For real, I get a little overly excited.
As I sat down to start writing my blog about uresta, I turned on my Christmas music (don’t judge me) to try and think about what I wanted to write. Before I knew it, I was humming along and started writing a song…not a blog.
I hope you enjoy (and laugh without leaking)!
All I want for Christmas
Is a uresta Starter Kit
A uresta Starter Kit
Just a uresta Starter Kit
Gee, if I could only have a uresta Starter Kit
Then I could wish you a Merry Christmas
It seems so long since I could say
“When was the last time I laughed without peeing my pants?”
Gosh, oh gee
How happy I’d be
If I could only stop dribbling pee
All I want for Christmas
Is a uresta Starter Kit
A uresta Starter Kit
Just a uresta Starter Kit
Gee, if I could only have a uresta Starter Kit
Then I could wish you a Merry Christmas
All I want for Christmas
Is a uresta Starter Kit
A uresta Starter Kit
Just a uresta Starter Kit
Gee, if I could only have a uresta Starter Kit
Then I could wish you a Merry Christmas
Santa Claus and his reindeer
Used to bring me lots of wine and laughs
But now when I celebrate
I can’t help but urinate
All I want for Christmas
Is a uresta Starter Kit
A uresta Starter Kit
Just a uresta Starter Kit
Gee, if I could only have a uresta Starter Kit
Then I could wish you a Merry Christmas
Then I could wish you a Merry Christmas
Then I could wish you a Merry Christmas